Fannie Mae-No Politics (FNMA)

[imtheshadow]

Dear FnF, I am pleased to inform you that the parole board has approved your early release ... provided you abide by the following conditions ... 1st, you will remain on parole until you have saved 20 times your annual income ... and if your income increases, so does the savings threshold ... 2nd, as compensation for the 12+ years of room and board - and protection from a self harm - that we provided you, we get to keep all of the income we took from your businesses ... 3rd, over the next 8 years we will retain the right to take 79.9% of everything you own/earn - - but don't worry, you will be generously compensated ... and 4th, you will stop pressing for the release of those 11,000 documents that might (ok, would) fully exonerate you (frankly, you probably agree that is a cross you have borne far too long) ... please rest assured that you can totally rely on us to satisfy our end of the deal ... we are sworn to uphold the rule of law ... and, well, we're from the government and we are here to help you ... we genuinely believe your early release is completely warranted, and wish you good luck and godspeed!! Your favorite uncle!