Ameritrade (fka AMTD)

[mokew]

Viagra...

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some
breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee? He
declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite"

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a ham and cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "Still not hungry?" he says, "The Viagra really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks him if he wants anything to eat. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like
a microwave pizza or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes? He declines. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me
up? I'm starving."