Drinks Americas Holdings, Ltd. (DKAM)

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You are exactly right. Can you picture it? The CEO of Bloomingdales, a former biggie at Seagrams, and a venture capitalist all in a room with The Donald.

DKAM: "Here's what we have. Your name on the finest Vodka in the world."

DT: "But guys listen....I don't drink."

DKAM: "Donald, that doesn't matter. It's your name symbolizing the finest the world has to offer. Your name breeds success. The Vodka is Success Distilled."

DT: Very catchy. I like it.

DKAM: We have the finest vodka maker in the world in Wanders Distillery out of Holland since the 1600's. We'll market it as the finest Vodka in the world. We'll bring in a world renowned bottle designer Milton Glaser and the bottle will be gold. Anyone can look at it and know right away it is Trump.

DT: Milton is a friend of mine. He is the best.

DKAM: With your name sales will be exponential. Sidney Frank who founded Grey Goose went from 17000 cases his first year and will approach 2 million cases next year. He sold out to Bacardi for over $2 billion.

DT: Sidney is also a friend of mine. I once told him "You're soooo rich." He took no money and turned it into $$$billions selling Grey Goose. If I do this, I have to top him. I always strive to top my friends.

DKAM: Absolutely you will. We are going into this with one goal in mind. Your name and Trump Vodka will immediately steal mega-market share from the leaders in the spirits market. There are at least 30 beverage companies that want a premier product in the spirits business. We will be bought out at some point for alot of money.

DT: I like it. What does Donald Trump get from all this?

DKAM: We'll give you XXXXXXX shares in the company. Whatever we get sold for is what your net will be.

DT: Well, as I said I don't drink. I want a good portion of any profits I derive have to go to charity.

DKAM: That will not be a problem

DT: A chance to trump my friend Sidney Frank. OK, let's do this. Send a package over to my office and I'll have my lawyers get to it and have it back to you immediately. When will Trump Vodka be available for sale?

DKAM: We can have it ready for distribution this fall.

DT: I like it. Spare no expense. I'll have my assistant Sean Yasbeck handle the details and we'll make this a red carpet ceremony. Gentlemen, I have to be in Chicago in 2 hours.

DKAM: Mr. Trump, thank you and only the best will come of this.

DT" I know. I wouldn't have expected anything less.