I was popular once. But then my mom sent me to kindergarten and it's been downhill ever since. As for the wife, well, that lasted 2.7 minutes after the honeymoon, or maybe it was 2.7 minutes at the very start of the honeymoon if you catch my drift (gnulnx forget I ever wrote this since you just got married (wave of the hand to go with the jedi mind trick for memory loss)).
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." C.S. Lewis
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