Your four-plus years of kissing Trump’s ass, covering-up his incompetence, ignoring his corruption, and lying to your viewers on his behalf has finally paid off – bigly!
Just in time for the season of giving, your loyalty is being rewarded by your Dear Leader telling his base to ignore you, and get the ‘real news’ from other propaganda outlets.
Aren’t you proud of all the hard work you’ve put in – staring straight-faced into a camera as you spout conspiracy theories and utter bullshit – finally being repaid by a grateful “pResident” throwing you under Santa’s sleigh?
Surely you’re thrilled that your Christmas stockings are filled with falling ratings, and your Inbox is overflowing with cheerful Yuletide “Fuck you!” messages from your former devotees!
So Happy Holidays to all and sundry at FOX-News! You wouldn’t be where you are today without that famous loyalty that Trump inevitably shows his supporters everywhere!
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