Plastic2Oil Inc (PTOI)

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I'm hanging in my inversion boots, naked, at my trading desk on Mars

And I'm shorting airshares as fast as my Canon can print them.

I may have to pop out to OfficeMax and get another empty toner cartridge at this rate.

Thank goodness Heddle has our backs, going Dark so that our upside-down, naked shorts from Mars will never be detected.

We're so fortunate that TRTN/JBII/PTOI never double uplisted to the NASDAQ, where I'm sure we all would have been exposed.

Hey, someone get Mark Ragus on the phone tree; OfficeMax is having a deal on paper reams ... I need another vacuous pump to short some more airshares! Tell him we'll do our standard deal.