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[M_Vermillion]

Three blonds appear before St. Peter. St. Peter shakes his head and says “look, if just one of you can tell me the true meaning of Easter, I’ll let all three of you into heaven.” So the first blond says: “Um, that’s where the fat man in the red suit gives everyone presents?” St. Peter <annoyed> “no, next”. The second blond gives it a try: “Isn’t that when everyone puts on funny outfits and gets a lot of candy?” St. Peter <annoyed> “no, next”. Finally the last blond exclaims: “I know the true meaning of Easter! That’s when Jesus Christ our Lord was crucified and laid in a cave and three days later the stone rolled away and Jesus came out and saw his shadow and there will be 6 more weeks of winter…..