A priest, a rabbi and a miner walk into a bar in Santa Fe
The Priest and the Rabbi are talking about collections being down; no one has been giving. And the miner listens, very sympathetic. Though neither Jewish or Catholic, just a guy with a big heart and spirit. He feels bad for them and says, "Ah heck you two, not only will I buy the first round but I just happen to know where a big pile of gold is, huge, out-a-ways in the desert, just sitting there, doing nothing. Drink up and let's head out, we'll go load up a few loads for each of you. These people, the fellas who own these mines, a company called Santa Fe Gold, aren't doing anything with it. They just pile it up. Keep making piles. Then it just sits there. It's the darndest thing. So I'm sure they won't mind."
