Bearing Lithium Corp. (fka BLILF)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Dear_UN Human Rights Chief Michelle, your_people in_talking with_our people
have informally discovered from Xi Jinping's people that they want to know during your upcoming trip to China if you are (or will be) publicly supporting Trump or Biden for 2020 now that USA-China relations have gone "Hot"?

And... you won't believe this... Your people have just gotten a handwritten letter and a box of scrumptious chocolates from BaIdo begging you not to fire him after the election. BaIdo says he does not want to lose his Ministry of Miming pension and says he will stay on doing any job you give him... even cleaning the department's public restrooms.

In the spirit of cooperation and with some measure of pity for this oversized oaf/buffoon I would advise you to let him continue as janitor if he will agree to wear duct tape over his mouth while at work.

The Doctor