As_Undersecretary Ivan_Cheuquelaf increases_his power_hold on Mining_Ministry more with each new day handling the truly important issues/negotiations affecting the Chilean Mining Industry firsthand on a larger more broader level pushing inept fumbling dotard Baldo Prokurica closer toward the retirement door (and unemployment welfare) we welcome the improvements in this government ministry which for the last 3 years has quite frankly been a disaster losing 49,000 mining jobs and wandering aimlessly with apparently no one in charge.
Dear Baldo, tomorrow Ivan is going to send you out to lecture/pontificate about the virtue of using copper (hopefully Chilean copper) in American copper pennies as opposed to using gold (which once again you naively believe no one could have figured out without your brave new world insight).
Baldo, it is so sad to see a grown man like you reduced to such humiliating inconsequential gofer-boy jobs inside this Ministry. But on a positive note since you are so good at getting women jobs, I hear you are going to be appointed Chilean Ambassador to Mars after getting thrown out of the Mining Ministry because as luck would have it... Mars needs women.
The Doctor
PS, we are all hoping it is Ivan_Cheuquelaf who actually signs off on the upcoming Tesla deal representing the Ministry of Mining... as you look on from back in the third or fourth row drooling on yourself in the cheer-leading box seats reserved for hanger-ons/has-beens.
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