Decision Diagnostics Corp (DECN)

[IPwatcher]

in the process of

Yeh. WE know what that means in the DECN decoder ring!
in the process of = "Dreaming about!" (Never happening)

I personally am in the process adopting to a lifestyle that involves eating less pizza and drinking less beer so that I can transition to healthier lifestyle. So maybe I shall adopt the Keith Berman weightloss methodoolgy this time as follows:

"I have identified several partner organisations (gyms) to help me achieve these aims and will shortly be conducting an exercise ( which is the only exercise I will be doing this month!) to narrow the selection down to the 2 preferred candidates for progression to the final selection stage. (Meanwhile I will be sat on the sofa eating chips, scractching my gonads and drinking beer!)

I expect to announce the successful candidate shortly (vis a vis the one that tells me I can lose the most weight by carrying on sitting on the sofa eating pizza, scractching my gonads and drinking beer, at shareholders expense!...as long as I pay their exorbitant gym fees as well!)

Any failures with this approach are entirely unforeseeable and the responsibility for failure lies exclusively with the heavily remunerated party who insisted on allowing me to do whatever the hell I liked!


In exciting news, The "StayFat Lardarse" Gym, partnering with DECN has announced the acquisition of a brand new state of the art and Scientifically proven image elucidation facility or 'mirrorTM', that will for the first time allow those on the DECN NOTSOFATS(TM) eatless program to track their progress against target goals in real time. (c) Keith Berman 2022.