Because I know none of you read more than two or three sentences.
1) The Democratic Party has a 200-year history of urban corruption, treason and subversion, mob control, alliance with corrupt unions, and aiding and abetting criminals, that has no parallel in the GOP.
2) Corruption is as old as politics and it will always be present in both parties. But when corruption occurs in its ranks, Republicans generally clean house. Democrats, on the other hand, cover up.
3) Over the past 30 years in Congress, there have been three times as many Democratic crooks as Republican ones. (We took the trouble to actually count and it's all documented in more than 650 end notes.)
4) There is a media double-standard for covering Republican and Democratic scandal, which results in the false impression that both parties are equally corrupt.
Nancy Pelosi's "culture of corruption" canard is a straight-up lie -- and Donkey Cons proves it.
If Democrats try to make "corruption" the central issue of their 2006 campaign, they'll surely lose-and we'll probably sell a lot more books.
