Decision Diagnostics Corp (DECN)

[Hopefull17]

Someone beat Berman to the punch .... These pills help you to literally turn your poop to gold glitter .... ANOTHER Nobel Prize candidate? Maybe Berman can white label, license or distribute this product .... can save Shep a lot of time and effort? ROTF!



Want to poop gold? I mean, LITERALLY? Just swallow one of these Gold Pills and all your glittery doo-doo dreams will come true. This product is totally for real-real and not just for play-play. The pill capsule will set you back $425, is filled with 24-karat gold leaf and dipped in gold. It’s brought to us by Tobias Wong and Ju$tAnother Rich Kid. Their inspiration is the man who has absolutely everything. Yes, the man who has everything… except for glittery poop. The rest of us? Well, the rest of us are trying to make ends meet and hoping to poop as discreetly as possible.

https://incrediblethings.com/food/this-gold-pill-makes-you-poop-glitter/

GO SEC! GO FINRA! GO FDA! GO IRS! Go AWAY BERMAN!