CardioVascular BioTherapeutics (fka CVBT)

[johnnyblades2001]

Shittya's new indications for mental illness.

I heard Shittya has a new indication for several mental illnesses.

That's right. They had a breakthrough and they think that they can cure FCD. Failed CEO Disease. After ruining 10+ companies as CEO, despite his prestigious degree, Porky and Facobs have been conducting research on themselves. They think they have a breakthrough but alas the BINGO money they swindle out of the senior citizens has not been enough to get this trial off the ground.

It's sad because if proven successful, Shittya has plans to expand into other areas....

FSD - Failed Scientist Disease
FSMC - Failed Social Media Campaign Disease
BID - Bogus Investment Disease
UDBKD - Un-Discharged Bankruptcy Disease
EWGD - Explosive Weight Gain Disease

Word is the companies founders have been testing their drug on themselves for years, unsuccessfully.

Maybe Dan can post a link to his venmo. I'd be happy to put in $5 towards this important research.