JP Morgan Chase & Co (JPM)

[Saving Grace]

Nobody wants unsecured Junk Notes! The fine print says it all. Run for the door.

Investors in the notes should be willing to accept the risk of losing some or all of their principal if a Trigger Event (as defined below) has occurred and the risk that no Contingent Interest Payment may be made with respect to some or all Review Dates. Contingent Interest Payments should not be viewed as periodic interest payments.

If a "trigger" event takes place is laughable coming from a manipulating piece of shit like JPM. More or less saying, anyone who buys the notes will be taken for a ride at the drop of a hat.