Fannie Mae-No Politics (FNMA)

[imtheshadow]

So one day Big Al says "It's your lucky day ... you gonna give me 80% of your business and, since I'm such a nice guy, I'm gonna let you keep 20%, capiche?" A few weeks later, Bugsy shows up and says "Hey, I don't want you to fall into a death spiral, so I'm gonna take the remaining 20%". You finally get a chance to call the cops ... "Hey, I've been robbed!! A guy named Bugsy just stole 20% of my business right when I was about to make lots of money". The cop replies "That's awful ... at least they didn't get the other 80%, right? ... hello? ... hello? ..."