Pacific Ridge Exploration (PEX)

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To get zoom in, wave both hands palms down in a washing motion over the ball. Zoom out is not possible without reboot. Right palm facing left to left of ball in chopping motion - scroll right, left palm, opposite motion, scroll left. Lying flat figure-eight with both hands over top of ball -- change channel. Mantra is "Pezim, Wezim dead stock, mezzim, Aberow, dowbrow, uptick, lowbrow". To invoke the spirit of Bernard Baruch, take an A-440 tuning fork, hold it in front of the crystal, and hit it twice in rapid succession with an 1859 Golden Eagle. Bernie will appear with a big grin and ask you how much you have lost in the market so far. He will also give you highs and lows, but won't tell you when to trade. If you ask him for timing, he just shrugs and says "how should I know? If I knew anything, I wouldn't be in this cheap crystal ball. Get the deluxe version, it has J.P. Morgan"

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