Halo Collective Inc (HCANF)

[Scumbag Fraudsters]

We also have something here in the US called Google.

It's a technological marvel called a search engine that one can use to look up things like dates and holidays (and find cat videos) on the internet.

I'm not supposed to be telling you about it if you're not a US citizen, so shhhhhhhh!


For the right price I can convey to you and your government another highly classified US innovation. I obviously can't reveal the details in an open forum, all I'll say is that it's device capable of walking down stairs without the use of batteries or motors.

Here's a top-secret demonstration of one in action with its inventor.