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Re: Slojab post# 195924

Friday, 05/22/2020 9:14:27 AM

Friday, May 22, 2020 9:14:27 AM

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Exaggerate much?-certainly not!

The IHUB server has a virtual Covid infection. High fever. Just touching the disk drive will fry one's hand. Uncontrolled nausea impeding electron flow in the chips. Poor little thing is squirting out error messages all over the computer room floor. Phew!

IHUB users are urged to keep their noses at least 6" away from their terminal screens. Regularly check the temperature of the air flow coming from their compooters. If your disk drive starts to make mournful sounds, pour bleach on it! Then pour some acetone on the keyboard. Also it is said injecting Colloidal silver through a USB port, could lessen the symptoms of a virtual Covid infection of one's compooter.

One last thing... Free the Puppies!

The Jewel of the Mind is Colored with the Hue of what it Imagines

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