whatcha mean there buddy, nuttin 'fruitful'? Just you looky here...lotsa fruity and colourful lies and just like your Lucky Charms in your mornin dog bowl... they look good, feel good and taste mmmm good... oh well who says that you can't have everything? Bbbbut just ya wait a few minutes until you're sick to your stomach, chucking up bucketloads of the stuff along with your insides... All the while our Master storyteller, the Great Awe-Inspiring, King of Shrimp, Lord of Ponds, Master of Ceremony, The Chain-Smokin, Fish-Smellin, Dittoing Duke of Falkey Fish.... Hailing from the Depth of Inhumanity... your own qintuple Entondring Dribbling Fool of the Slimeball Solomani the Malaysian wonder kind, is at the helm. No fear as no one spared for he, by his lonesome, can beat this great white whale, just you sit back and keep shovelin' money and just you wait and see, him extradite himself from ichy Pond 2, only to re-appear in SlimePond 3.... showing no end to the Madness nor the Madman himself.
