I got a chuckle from this one
Subject: Secret of a Long Jewish Marriage
With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the synagogues marriage marathon, the Rabbi asked Moishe to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.
Moishe replied to the congregation, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her travelling on special occasions."
The Rabbi inquired...... trips to where? "For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
The Rabbi then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands Moishe.
Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary? "
Moishe replies:
"I'm going to go back and get her.
