Helix Technologies Inc. (fka HLIX)

[NobleRoman]

At least HLIX is competent in compliance and rhetoric. Good skills to have. I came here to vent a little about a woman that can't give birth. One thing Zac and Scott can do well is go public in a speedy, efficient way. They've acquired a few companies, grown to 16M in sales, all in the same time frame as a Chinese woman that can't give birth to save her life!

Just yesterday, after my postings, I get an update on AVNI in a 10k

https://www.otcmarkets.com/filing/html?id=14048406&guid=f8ZWUePo6Ptadth

Pardon if I vent.

On March 17, 2016, the Company entered into a non-binding Memorandum of Understanding (“MOU”) with CaiE Food Partnership Ltd. (“CaiE”) for the purpose of acquiring CaiE as a wholly-owned subsidiary

That's over 4 years ago now. Zac should open a 5th business line with HLIX called M&A. Help idiots go public! Sorry. I feel better now . A little bit.

Due to delays in obtaining CaiE’s business and financial information, the terms of the MOU will change in the event that the parties determine to move forward with the transaction. The delays have caused CaiE to make additional loans to the Company. CaiE has loaned the Company $169,610 as of the filing date of this report.

I don't remember Zac jacking around. I was actually in this company before it was a company. It was an empty shell. Zac came out, gave birth in less than one year, 6 months of silence, and then came out of a cacoon sprinting with his first acquisition of Cannabase. Meanwhile, back in AVNI, they have loaned $169K due to delays. Where as Zac created 16M in annual sales. Have to give some credit to Zac here.

In the event that the Company does not complete the acquisition of CaiE, its intention is to identify and evaluate alternative business opportunities that might be a good match for the Company. Towards this end, the Company has entered into a consulting agreement with an expert in strategic business alliances, business combinations, mergers and acquisitions to procure an alternative to the CaiE transaction in the event that the parties to the MOU do not reach an agreement.

OHHHHHHH, so I'm not the only getting irritated at this lady and her inability to close a deal. The shell itself is about to look elsewhere. Get your #$#@ together, Caie!

Management continues to pursue financing from CaiE to maintain operations while a determination of the likelihood of concluding a transaction based on the MOU remains uncertain.

And I am certain that they HLIX should be paid $160K for their knowledge and just pull this idiot through the portal and get it done!

(a) On March 3, 2020, the Company entered into a Debt Settlement Agreement with Olga Volger, an assignee of a debt due to AG Consultants, Inc., to settle in full $14,883 in principal and interest due on loans made to the Company for 148,830 shares of its common stock valued at $0.10 a share.
(b) On March 4, 2020, the Company entered into a Debt Settlement Agreement with Conrad Swanson to settle in full $39,592 in principal and interest due on loans made to the Company for 395,920 shares of its common stock valued at $0.10 a share.
(c) On March 4,2020, the Company entered into a Debt Settlement Agreement with Raymond Wicki to settle $42,629 in principal and interest due on loans made to th Company for 426,290 shares of its common stock valued at $0.10 a share.
(d) On March 17, 2020, the Company received an additional loan from CaiE in the amount of $25,000 with terms and conditions of this loan to be finalized at a latter date.



That's all very recent. I remember the process HLIX went through when it was a former shell of the deceased Spicy Pickle, and they took care of this #$#@ at the very start. No jacking around at HLIX when it comes to compliance. They don't tweet stupid politics all day either like this lady and her right-wing zealousness. Which is a reflection of her ignorance of how the world works. Which is why she can't give birth!

Whew! I needed to punch a hole in the wall. Thank you. I feel better now.

And I'm very serious about this being a 5th business line for HLIX. They are very good at it. Why not? That's in the realm of compliance. And there are many idiots out there that obviously need help!