Monroe1 Thursday, 03/26/20 08:04:30 PM Re: Golden_Cross post# 6375 Post # of 6407 Too bad the whole OTC system is not on this plan!! Another little side plan to consider? Medicare plan G Let's say you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. Don;t fret....here is an answer! So you ask, what do you do? ... You opt for “Medicare Plan G”. So what is plan G you ask....I'm glad you asked! The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun and one bullet. This allows you to shoot one worthless politician, and by doing so this means that you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. And just think of all the added benefits you get......need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! And as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! Remember that now that you are a prisoner, you don't even have to pay any more income taxes! And so you ask, who will be paying for all of this? Why, the same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And as an added bonus you will get rid of a useless politician while you're at it. Is this a great country or what?