Bearing Lithium Corp. (fka BLILF)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Ring ring... ring ring. White_House calling
La Moneda Palace: Hello, this is the Chilean presidential palace, home of el presidente.
The White House: The President wishes to speak to the El Midgeto Presidente Pinera.
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La Moneda Palace: Donald, how's the golfing game?
The White House: Sebastian you little stinker, the golfing game is getting rusty. It is bad optics for me to fly down to Florida and some golf in the sunshine while so many poor grungy peasants are dying here now.
La Moneda Palace: Yeah, I hate those peasants also littering the streets and hospital driveways/parking-lots with their dead bodies. So what do I owe the honor of this call?
The White House: I called to give you an update. With this $2.2 Trillion we scammed out of Congress this morning we are going to now make Chile the 53th state. All our previous lithium exploration/new-mining in Nevada got pushed back 2 years because of the virus and the collateral-damage shortage of workers willing to work closer than 6 feet from each other click here. We need your lithium for the next phase of rebuilding in the USA.
La Moneda Palace: The USA has only 50 states. Who is the 51st State?
The White House: Panama. We framed Manuel Noriega for drug dealing charges, invaded Panama, captured him and sent him to jail in America. I then built a high-rise hotel in Panama.
La Moneda Palace: Who is the 52nd State?
The White House: It will be Venezuela. We are this morning framing Nicholas Maduro for narco drug dealing charges click here for indictment, we will invade Venezuela next week, capture Maduro and send him to jail in America. I will then build a high-rise hotel in Caracas.
La Moneda Palace: ... but are you sure you need Chile for the 53rd state?
The White House: Yeah, sure as shit. We can't make enough batteries here by rummaging through garbage dumps looking for old lithium batteries to salvage click here. We need and want the good stuff now, and Chile has the good stuff.
La Moneda Palace: But I am not a narco drug dealer. You can't just one day up and charge me with drug dealing.
The White House: No no... you are a fellow republican like me at heart. We won't charge you with drug dealing. We are going to charge you and Baldo with incompetence. We will invade Chile in 3 weeks, capture you and Baldo and send you two to Mar-a-Lago for a 2 week vacation/re-education in Florida. After a slap on the wrist we will bring you two back to Santiago and set you up as puppets running Chile for $5M per year each. I will then build a high-rise hotel in Santiago.
La Moneda Palace: Hmmmm, I need $10M per year to start plus my normal bennies/fringes... Baldo can get by with $5M the first year with proportional incremental raises the following years for both of us every Christmas.
The White House: OK. Can do. We got a deal then?
La Moneda Palace: OK.
The White House: Good, see you in 3 weeks after we finish up with Venezuela and all their oil. And one more thing, Sebastian... call Martin Borda tonight and tell him we're coming down to Chile for sure this time. We want his best char-broiled salmon for dinner.
La Moneda Palace: Will do.
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