Lowman's All-in-One!

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There was this Pro-football player who got married and his new bride was a very small girl in comparison to him. The first night of the honeymoon he went into the bathroom to change and when returning to the bedroom he threw his pants on the bed and told her to put them on. She laughed and said they were much too large and noway could she wear them. He said "that's right and don't forget it, I wear the pants in this family". She then went into the bathroom to change and upon returning she threw her panties on the bed and told him to get into them, he laughed and said noway could he ever get into those little panties...her reply..."That's right and that is the way it will be until you change your attitude"