Lowman's All-in-One!

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Years ago Senator Warner from Virginia was married to Liz Taylor, well it seems there was this big ole party in D.C. with all the big wigs and Hollywood friends...good food and plenty of liquid adult beverages and as the evening wore on Senator Warner had to get take a whiz so to the restroom he goes, while standing there Sammy Davis jr. came in to releive himself also. While standing there Senator Warner glanced over and gasped with a reply.."GOOD LORD!!!!!Sammy how in the world did you ever end up so gifted???" Sammy's reply "well you see senator every night before going to bed I bang that thing on the bed post 3 times then jump in bed". Later that evening Liz told the senator she was tired and was going up to the room and rest. The wee hours of the morning came and the senator decided to turn in, so off to the room he goes and when entering the room the senator thought he would try Sammy's thing, he walked over to the bed, pulled that bad boy out and banged it three times on the bed post, with that Liz woke up and asked ""Sammy that you???"