I just noticed that my favorite news channel has the giant letters proclaiming CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC across the screen even when the commercials are playing now.
Oh no! Salt Lake City earthquake. CORONAVIRUS HOTLINES ARE DOWN!
LOL. By the way, I pre-stockpiled ammo in case any zombies try to get my toilet paper. Everyone thought the zombies would want brains. They have no interest in brains, that much is clear.
Definition of stupid: Knowing the truth, seeing evidence of the truth, but still believing the lie.