A parody of Wayne Root's Winning Edge TV Show!
Live direct from Las Vegas it's the "Losing Edge" with your host Bett Boppick along with former XFL football coach Con Cryer, fast food champion Pig Pal McShortie, and the chairman of the board Pain Allyn Loot!
Bett Boppick: "Welcome to the Losing Edge and remember to check out our sponsors El Cheapo Sunglasses! We might not be on TV anymore this season but you can still look forward to our internet version every week. And let's not waste any time here! How about we hear first from former XFL coach of the year, Con Cryer!?"
Con Cryer: "Well thanks, Bett. You know this is the time of the season when everyone might start thinking about the XFL coming back into existence where I use to coach. Because I sure can't pick any winners in the NFL or college football! Last week, I had Arkansas and they lost by double digits for my clients. Then I told everyone to chase it with Nebraska and they lost by even more points than Arkansas!"
Bett Boppick: "Well that's only two losers, Con. Was anyone able to top that on Saturday?"
Pain Loot: "Hey, you're forgetting that I am in the room, Bett! Not only did I lose with Arkansas and Nebraska but I also released West Virginia! It was a rare favorite from Pain Loot and I knew they would not cover the spread!"
Bett Boppick: "How could I forget the chairman of the board, Pain Loot?!"
Pain Loot: "You can never forget me, Bett. I mean, who else purposely goes 1-3 every Saturday so it puts my clients in the hole heading into Sunday!"
Bett Boppick: "But you won't have any college football on Saturday for that to happen this week, Pain!"
Pain Loot: "You got that right, Bett. But we're into college hoops now and I've got my Low Limit Game of the Month coming on Saturday this week. I even released it already on my free pick phone so that people who pay for it might get an even worse line!"
Bett Boppick: "Boy that's great, Pain! But remember not to win any of the games because you want people to call back on Sunday for more help like they do every week!"
Pig Pal McShortie: "Hey Bett, how come I have not had a chance to give my salespitch to the viewers yet?"
Bett Boppick: "Sorry, Pig Pal! What have you got going this week?"
Pig Pal McShortie: "My computer uncovered an angle this week that is 1-22 against the spread for the last 5 years. It involves when a team is favored by less than 6 points who was an underdog on turf for two weeks straight and now has revenge at home on grass!"
Bett Boppick: "Wow, Pig Pal! Does playing on grass really matter that much?"
Pig Pal McShortie: "No, not playing on grass! I meant smoking grass!"
Bett Boppick: "Hah Pig Pal, but I thought I was the only one smoking grass!? Last year I was actually a handicapper on the show and now this year I am only hosting it instead!"
Pain Loot: "Sorry about that demotion, Bett! But your picks were starting to get worse than mine and I had to keep the spotlight here because I am the chairman of the board!"
Bett Boppick: "That's right, Pain! And everyone out there remember to join us again next week for another edition of the Losing Edge!"
