Good to hear from you twinky-butt, oops, I mean Sptnws. I was thinking about someone else. Sorry.
Hey Sptnws, would you mind closing your eyes for a sec? Thanx
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(I know you other guys can picture me licking my chops can't you! LOL) (can you picture Sptnws sitting in front of his computer with his eyes closed tapping his fingers on the desk, thinking to himself, "Come on, Come on you guys, I'm not going to keep my eyes closed forever you know)
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Ok Sptnws, you can open your eyes now. Thanx for your patience.
What's that Sptnws? No, I was talking about you while your eyes were closed, honest, really.
Ya know, I got ta thinkin', maybe we should bury the hatchet.
Tell ya what I'm gonna do. If you would like, we can communicate through the "Private Reply" if you want to. That way I can help you with your retorts.
OK, let's get started shall we. Go ahead, you first.
Sptnws: OK, thanx uncle-plasti. Here goes.
Sptnws: Hey plastipunk, your nothin' but a big poopy head!!!
plasti: whooo, hold up there partner, I don't think you should try the deep end of the pool on your first day of training. OK. I have one of those plastic blow-up horsey life-savers so you can try the deep end tomorrow.
Sptnws: Are you sure I'll be ready for that uncle-plasti???
plasti: Sure don't worry, I'll swim beside you the whole way.
Sptnws: Coooool
plasti: Ok. Let's get back to work shall we.
Sptnws: What should i say this time uncle-plasti?
plasti: Just try and wing it. Remember, I'm right here with you.
Sptnws: OOOk, here goes.
Sptnws: Your mamma is probably really fat plasti.
plasti: ouch. Boy oh boy, you catch on fast Spt. Is it OK if I just call you Spt. now that were bonding so well.
Sptnws: Not at all, do you mind if I call you pla.
plasti: Would you mind if we stick with uncle-plasti for now and then later we'll see.
Sptnws: OK. Sorry.
plasti: Hey, don't worry about it little buddy. I think that should be enough for today Spt. I don't believe in too much homework on the first day. We'll pick up were we left off tomorrow OK.
Sptnws: OK. This is soooo coool. It's kind of like Christmas. I'll probably be too excited to sleep tonight.
plasti: Great. I'm glad to see your so excite Spt. In fact you caught on so fast that I'm awarding you a gold star for today. Have a good night sleep and don't let the bed bugs bite.
Sptnws: yeeeeehaaaaaaa.. A gold star on my very first day!
plasti: Good job little buddy.
sincerely,
uncle-plasti
