Agreed. I was thinking something like this:
Two men stand near the edge of a cliff. A runaway semi-truck drives past them and off the cliff.
Man #1: Oh no. The driver is not going to survive this accident.
Man #2: What are you talking about? He's going to be fine.
Man #1: That is a long fall. There is no way.
Man #2: He was wearing blue jeans, a red shirt and a black hat. Find me one time in history where a man who drove off a cliff in a semi wearing blue jeans, a red shirt and a black hat didn't survive the fall. I'll wait here.
The semi crashes into the ground horrifically.
Man #1: The man is dead. He is not moving.
Man #2: Can you text me a link to his death certificate? TIA.
Man #1: No, that's not my function to do. But he is dead, I assure you.
Man #2: That's your opinion. Mine is different. The man will get up any time now.
Man #1: Unfortunately no. He fell off a cliff in a semi.
Man #2: LMAO it is a fantasy to think someone will not survive a horrific fall off a cliff in a semi.
The truck explodes into fire. Everything is completely incinerated.
Man #1: See? The man has caught fire, he is now completely incinerated, and unfortunately has not survived.
Man #2: Neat interpretation. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.
