Sunshine Biopharma Inc (SBFM)

[Learjetter]

We all need to do what SBFM does. Purchase a dead publicly traded company, rename it. Create a useless webpage that with a narrative. Get on legalzoom, setup 3 or 4 LLC's. Once we purchase the public company, immediately max out the shares avail, starting gifting ourselves and our LLC shells for "services rendered".

Then, our salary will be around 500k/yr, despite doing nothing. This will be paid by diluting investors, pump PRs, and selling our shell LLCs shares. We will use a colorado based attorney, setup a virtual/satellite office in Canada, shoot out PRs about agreements, filings, etc, with a safe harbor message at the end.

We will purposely operate at a loss, despite no physical products, labs, or workers....cash in at tax time!

And lastly, on our filings, we will make statements about how incapable we are of running the business, and how inadequate our processes and systems are, and comment on our inexperience, all while pocketing 500k, for doing pretty much nothing.

Thats SBFM, in a nutshell, why cant we all do this??

All IMO