Further to Pottsville post, I have added some LOGICAL ADDITIONS Quote:
I'm so excited at the news of the forthcoming 2016 Money 22/20....( YES, IT IS A REPEAT OF THE SAME NEWS WE PUBLISHED 5 TIMES IN THE PAST 3 YEARS)
'Because we are now in talks with very serious major card issuers ( "VERY SERIOUS" IS OUR BEST USE OF BIG WORDS)and their marketing departments it was concluded that it would not be appropriate at this point in time to be running our own independent product launch.( EVEN THOUGH WE WILL, ANYWAY ) Again it is a question of who OUR customers are.( WE DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE, BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST) At this point our customers are the Banks ( ANY BANK, BIG OR SMALL..PRETTY PLEASE). We do not want to do anything at this stage that will pre-empt or upset the marketing plans of these gigantic institutions. ( YES, ANOTHER BIG WORD - GIGANTIC . AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN MARKETING PLANS. GOLLY GOSH)
We do not need to run a media release to get noticed by the Banks.( BUT WE DO SEND OUT STUPID PRESS RELEASES EVERY DAY) We are noticed and we are now in the enviable position of having to decide who in different parts of the world we will launch with. ( WITH SO MUCH CHOICE, HOPEFULLY THE SEC WILL LEAVE US ALONE)
Everyone we are talking with wants to be the first to release our card to the public.( EVERYONE= MY NEIGHBOUR AND THE CAB DRIVER WHO TOOK ME TO WORK THIS MORNING. NO-ONE ELSE WILL LISTEN TO ME) Given this level of motivation and the tremendous leverage it is giving us we do not want to do any the that undercuts this. ( SO WE WILL NOT BE RELEASING A CARD FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 10 YEARS , SO WE CAN KEEP THE PUBLIC AND INVESTORS GUESSING. CLEVER CHAYA !!)
A couple of weeks ago it was necessary for us to plan on doing our media product release to get noticed by the people that matter within the banks.( PEOPLE THAT MATTER IN BANKS.. BACK TO PRE-SCHOOL LANGUAGE) Because of what has happened for us over the 4 days at Money 20/20 ( THREATS OF BEING ARRESTED?) we have now moved to not needing to be noticed but now deciding who will be the best to work with for us strategically.' ( SO WE CHOOSE NO-ONE)
So in this forthcoming event we will now have a whole new bunch of 'very serious major card issuers'....how exciting will that be ( SO EXCITING, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO RAISE A FEW MORE MILLIONS FROM DUMB INVESTORS AND SPEND IT ON VACATIONS). Added to those from last years event and the recent launch our CEO made before we know she'll be working 24/7 following up on all those leads....oh sorry 'deciding who will be best to work with'...
