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NEWS! NEWS! NOOZ!!!

For his Noo Year's resolutions, ReclinerTimmy has decided to 'cutt back in 2020' from his brutal, bone-crushing "work" schedule and devote more time to snoozing and watching The Golf Channel. In this vein, the planned roll~OUTT of the new data feed of high skool girls' handball scores from northern Finland will be delayed for at least the 2020s, as will the planned live coverage of the over-65 shuffleboard results from Madagascar.

Today's pizzas were: (1) Italian sausage, Canadian bacon, red onion, black olive, mushroom, pepperoni, and extra cheese, and (2) Spam, onion, green pepper, and artichoke. These were accompanied by Pepsi and Dr Pepper, respectively.

That is all.

Next stop, another shitty, festering, horrid Q report.