Sounds like a great deal. Have you heard the News to day, oh boy... Steve Jobs had spoken to Tim Cook from the grave and ordered him to invest in this offering taking all 14 billion shares at $10 each. Hey that's only $140 Billion, that's totally doable for Apple. No Problem....The catch is Solomon must give them the secret recipe for the new mega fish farm iphone... never heard of it? ...well neither had I... bubububuuuut Solomon says these fish lay their iphones just as they lay their eggs. Apple's COGS will essentially drop to less than a cent per phone. Thaaaaat's Why the all powerful mighty Apple is Investing in Sino... As Solomon said he wouldn't sell his baby even to save his last nut, his mother or the country. He plans on taking some of that new found wealth to solidify his standing as Malaysia's Biggest Prawn... doing live sex shows in Malaysia's red light district where his giant prawn is put to good use... he's planning on paying Mayaslia's hottest Babes to suckie and fuckie his Sparkling White Giant Prawn even while they're sexting their boyfriends back home. And as for the $100 Party.... Solomon plans on giving every shareholder a buyout option for that too... $100 /share but the catch is they must submit their own Personal Prawn and both Coconuts for the New Sino-Malaysian Rocky Mountain Oyster Jambalaya Dinner being served before boarding the flight to Vegas.
Sick stuff but hey... we're in the money, we're in the money.... ok, ok, sounds promising buuuuut... let's slow things down just a bit...NOT so Fast. Anybody know Where's Solly? Anybody know where our Savior is?????
