MyECheck, Inc. (fka MYEC)

[shajandr]

I received a text massage from MEC's CEO FailEd Starrs' liver. It was the following:

HELP! I am toast and soon must stop functioning altogether. Can you help find a liver donor for CONvictEd? I can't take this abuse any longer. After many years (decades really) of suffering the CONtinual onslaught of booze, prescription pills, and illegal drugs, I can no longer detoxify these things any more. I am already 99.4 percent pure cirrhotic CONnective tissue, with only a handful (or less) of hepatocytes surviving to carry on - for now. S.O.S. Please hepp and find a liver donor for AddictEd ASAP!

Hoping you can find one soon,

InebriatEd's Liver

Mebbe MYEC shareholder-victims can pass the hat (the asshat) around and take up a collection for FailingLiverEd's slaughtered liver. Kick back some of those luscious stock profits that CrookEd has bestowed upon the MYEC shareholder-victims over the passed decade. It's time to give back.

Digg deep. The Holidaze drinking season is coming up fassed!