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............................................POOPY STOCKS.......................................
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............HOME of the much COVETED and highly PRESTIGIOUS
............................******STEAMING PILE AWARD*****...............
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THIS BOARD is dedicated to providing PRIMAL THERAPY and MORAL/GROUP SUPPORT for all the POOR SOULS stuck up to their eyeballs in POOPY stocks.

Oh you multitudes of POOPY stocks...Send me your tired, your poor(broke,busted and disgusted), your huddled(befuddled) masses yearning to breathe free(or at least break even!), The wretched refuse of your (s)teeming(pile) shore. Send these, the (soon-to-be) homeless, tempest-tost (fortunes lost)to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden (shower)door!" Don't blame that on Walt Whitman...PLEASE!
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UNDERWATER ON A STOCK AND NOW HELL'S FROZEN OVER?

"Look honey, this one seems cheap."
"Mmmm....I don't know sweety. I heard it's gonna' start snowing again. We can get it cheaper later."
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IS THE
CEO's ONLY TALENT
CRAPPING ON SHAREHOLDERS?
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NOT GETTING A RESPONSE TO YOUR EMAILS?SICK OF IDIOTS AND BASHTURDS?
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WANNA' CUT SOMEBODY IN HALF WITH YOUR AK47?............. HAVE YOU JUST GIVEN UP ALTOGETHER?

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Dreaming of having
JUST 10 MINUTES alone
with your "favorite" CEO?

Here you can BITCH and MOAN all you want. Tell long heartbreaking SOB stories. Explain how you managed to SNATCH DEFEAT right from the very JAWS OF VICTORY! TEAR that damned stock a NEW ASSHOLE! SCREAM at the top of your lungs! BANG your head against the wall for buying that Goddamn Worthless POS!
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CLEANSE YOUR SYSTEM!
DUMP ON THAT STOCK THAT
DUMPED ON YOU!....................SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION.
......................................................SEND THE CEO A GOLDEN TURD AWARD.
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....................................................................................................DO YOU SEE A TURD
...................................................................................................HEADED YOUR WAY? DUCK! THEN WARN EVERYBODY ELSE!


I also strongly RECOMMEND and indeed ENCOURAGE the use of CAPS, LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS AND PROFUSE SWEARING!!!

YOU MIGHT EVEN WANT TO SHARE SOME OF THOSE GREAT TRADING TECHNIQUES YOU'VE PICKED UP ALONG THE WAY!



NEED AN EMOTICON TO HELP YOU GET YOUR POINT ACROSS?
http://messenger.yahoo.com/emoticons.php;_ylt=ApgnRtrrQDLG7KLCg97EXCRpMMIF
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This board was inspired by this post
by a shareholder who was, shall we say,
a bit "disappointed". LOL

Posted by: XXXX
In reply to: None Date:11/9/2006 2:04:23 PM
Post #of 3783

NEW SYMBOL:

POOP
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