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Re: SaltyMutt post# 3870

Monday, 10/14/2019 9:00:25 PM

Monday, October 14, 2019 9:00:25 PM

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If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.
John Paul Getty

If a banker and a lawyer were both drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only two tellers?

A man visits his bank manager and asks:
– “How do I start a small business?”
The manager replies:
– “Start a large one and wait six months.”

“Little Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“I’m gonna follow in my dad’s footsteps and be a cop.”
“Is your dad a cop?”
“No, he’s a bank robber.”

Swiss bank. A guy whispers:
– “I want to open a bank account for 2 million dollars.”
Swiss Banker answers:
– “You can say it louder. In our bank poverty is no crime.”

https://humoropedia.com/20-best-banker-jokes/


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