Bearing Lithium Corp. (fka BLILF)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

The MOU
My little brother used to love birthday cake.
Whenever anyone would have a birthday he would wiggle into the group around the table strategically placing himself near to the birthday person blowing out the candles. As soon as the birthday boy/girl finished blowing out the candles my little brother would quietly cough up a mouthful of spit and then quickly spit 20 or 30 times all over the birthday cake 360 degrees, top, sides, everything. My mother (or the party host) would always try to clean up his spit off the cake, but everyone usually became so disgusted with the spectacle before them that they always would decline to eat a piece of cake and resort to simply begging off on the treat claiming they were watching their diet and then walk over to the free liquor bar.

My brother then always got to eat the entire cake for himself... taking as long as he pleased totally uninterrupted.

Codelco is just like my little brother.

The Doctor