Last night i decided to give the SnoBar push up pops a go.
By the way, i can't find any promotional material on the push up pops from the company. Almost like they appeared out of nowhere. We know about the ice creams and the ice pops, but where and when did the push up pops arrive?
Anyway, they sent me 10 of them in my gift basket. I did not get any ice pops because maybe they are too fragile to ship. Just guessing. The strange thing is they do not identify the flavor on the outside of the plastic container. So they sent me 3 different colors. A frozen white, yellow, and red: 2 of the whites, 3 of the yellows, and 5 of the reds.
I was sure the white one was going to be lemon flavored. I was wrong. As soon as i bit into it there was no mistaking it: Pina Colada! And it was fookin' amazing. The flavor just exploded on my tongue. I immediately gave it a 10. Earlier last night, after dinner i had tried the Brandy Alexander Chocolate Chip ice cream and it was about a 9, really good and smooth. But this push up pop was off the charts. I had to try another one.
Next i grabbed a yellow one. My assumption was this would have orange juice in it. I was right. Pow! The orange flavor hit my tongue immediately. Holy cow, this one was better than the Pina Colada! I couldn't place the type of cocktail though.
Now i had a problem. I already rated the Pina Colada a 10 and nothing's better than a 10. So i decided to back Pina Colada down to a 9.9.
Well heck i hadn't planned on eating 3 of them but what the hell, so i grabbed the red one and tried it. Knock me over with Nicky Minaj's ass.. this one was better than the first two!!! It definitely had cranberry in it. I think i downed it in like 3 minutes.
At that point i was definitely feeling no pain. Cats who claim you can't get buzzed on this shit are wrong or lying. If i had another one, the girl down the hall was surely gonna get a knock on her door, and since it was after midnight on a work night, i thought better of that and showed a little discipline.
I decided the Pina Colada was a 9.8, the orange one was a 9.9, and the cranberry was a flat out 10.
Gotta say i slept well last night.
