Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

LOL! I can always count on you for the apocalyptic take no prisoners response.

Reminds me. I got into a board flame war with a Rapture believer.

I put the following to him. Let's say you're on a commercial plane flight. 'It's time' echoes over the intercom in a celestial voice. Passengers begin disappearing before your eyes. You're still there of course, Why would anyone choose you?

Anyway, now you're wondering what's going on in the cockpit. Since you're 'left behind' you're now praying, hard, to a hopefully beneficent god.

Please don't rapture both the pilot and the copilot. If both are chosen can you please, dear lord, leave one to land the plane, and taxi to the gate, before rapturing him?

And oh yeah, would you please leave one flight attendant as well? I'm going to need a stiff drink or two while you sort out my prayers.

I don't remember the response which I'm sure was sputtering and incoherent. Cognitive dissonance will have that effect.