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Thank God for Trump - a MAGAt's View

If it wasn’t for Trump putting those kids in cages at the border, they would have taken over our jobs by now, while plotting terrorist attacks on daycare centres across the country. I feel so much safer knowing those toddlers are behind bars.

If it wasn’t for Trump giving tax-cuts to the wealthy, there’d be a lot less wealth to ‘trickle down’ to us. I feel so much richer now, knowing that the wealthy have more money to potentially dribble my way.

If it wasn’t for Trump lying all the time, I’d have to rely on the truth. I feel so much more optimistic knowing that fact is just another word for ‘fake news’, and that there are ‘alternative facts’ out there for me to believe in.

If it wasn’t for Trump distancing us from our allies, I’d have to wonder what influence the Krauts, the Limeys, and the Spics would have over our government. I feel much more comfortable knowing that our traditional ally, the Ruskies, are controlling things.

If it wasn’t for Trump undoing environmental protections, I’d have to worry about toxic waste polluting our air and our water. I feel relieved that lobbyists for coal and oil interests are finally in positions of power, people who have always been dedicated to cleaning-up our environment.

If it wasn’t for Trump appointing ‘only the best people’, I’d be worried about criminals having influence over our government – you know, people who could wind up in prison. I sleep peacefully knowing that will never happen.

If it wasn’t for Trump being in love with Kim Jung-Un, the North Koreans would still be pursuing their nuclear weapons agenda. We can all heave a sigh of relief knowing that NK is no longer a threat.

If it wasn’t for Trump putting those tariffs on Chinese goods, we’d be paying more for those products instead of the Chinese having to pay up.

If it wasn’t for Trump, we wouldn’t have his competent and experienced children giving him their valuable advice. It’s a relief knowing that a fashion designer and a real estate mogul’s son are advising the president on things like peace in the Middle East.

If it wasn’t for Trump, we wouldn’t have our amazing First Lady, whose Be Best initiative has swept the nation, and has all but eliminated bullying from our social interactions. I, for one, admire her tireless efforts to bring civility back to our nation.

If it wasn’t for Trump’s good Christian values, we’d be back in the days when presidents used terms like sons-of-bitches and bullshit on a regular basis. Thank God we have a moral man in the White House, who isn’t afraid to say God Bless America at least every once in a while.

If it wasn’t for Trump pointing out that white supremacists are ‘very fine people’, the very fine people among us would still be living in fear of being harassed for being racists, instead of being praised for our willingness to stand up for our beliefs.

If it wasn’t for Trump deporting ‘illegals’, all of those high-paying jobs working in chicken processing plants wouldn’t finally be open to Americans looking for employment. It’s not a job I would ever do – but I’m happy knowing I could now have that job if I wanted it.

If it wasn’t for Trump’s brilliant insight, we’d never know that wind turbines cause cancer, or that the Revolutionary War was won by colonists who had the foresight to shut down the airports. I appreciate both the scientific and historical perspective he brings to the table.

If it wasn’t for Trump setting the record straight, we would still be in the dark about the tens of millions of people who attended his inauguration, and the hundreds of thousands of people who cram into 15,000-capacity venues for his rallies. It’s exhilarating to finally have a president willing to call out the media on their obvious lies.

If it wasn’t for Trump ridding government agencies of scientists, climate change experts, medical experts, education experts, and economic experts, we’d just be another shithole country that the world looks down upon for its ignorance and stupidity.

Thank God for Trump, who is working to bring our country back to where it should be – a nation where bigots, racists, the uneducated, the ill-informed, and the downright stupid are catered to, where lies override facts, where foreign dictators are lauded, where immigrants seeking asylum are treated worse than prisoners-of-war, where black Americans are shot dead on our streets, where votes are suppressed, where citizens die for lack of access to healthcare, and where immigrant children are locked in cages to protect us all from the imminent danger they pose.

Why you libtards can’t understand how Trump has Made America Great Again is beyond me.

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