Greenshift Corporation (GERS)

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Mr. Bingles of the SEC (Securities and Exchange Commission) was forming his team of officers in preparation of storming the offices of a company called, Greenshift Corp.

The air was muggy as the humidity level was almost 100% The mood of the officers was as itchy and coarse as wearing a Nordic hand knitted sweater... in a sauna.

"What the hell are we doing this for?" an obviously disgruntled underling asked Mr. Bingles.

"We have a job to do folks. Greenshift has not filed a report for over two years. There have been complaints made. Even Judge Snodgrass is involved which is why we have this warrant to serve."

"Seriously? No filings and we have to serve a warrant in this crappy weather?" Officer Mellon said with exasperation in her voice.

"Are we going in armed?" A cocky muscle head asked as he fondly caressed an M-16 in the rifle rack.

"No. No weapons other than tasers. Intel has shown that the CEO, Mr. Kessler may throw stuffed animals at us and I don't want anyone scratched by the glass button eyes."

"Damn..." the muscle head said as he shook his head.

It was a muggy day. It was a hot day. It was the day justice would be served in America. There could be bloodshed. There could be profanity. There could be some naked mud wrassling or jello wrassling with scantily clad...

"ICE! Knock that shit off. This is a serious matter. Complaints have been made. Justice must prevail!" A stern reminder from Mr. Bingles.

"Ok. Ok. But GERS is going to make me money and it's fun to think about. Gets tired around here hearing the same old mantra. Besides, jello wrassling with...