United Rail Inc. (URAL)

[Chicago Bulls/Bears]

Will this company accept Monopoly money for shares? I’d be willing to invest some of that in URAL. Barron is a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman with a pretty established bait-and-switch technique. Anyone giving your hard earned money to this company needs to do one of the following:
(1) schedule a consultation with a psychiatrist; seeing facts and not believing them is some kind of disorder probably treatable with FDA-approved drugs
(2) commit to an IQ test at an Ivy League institution (seriously you may be able to get some financial assistance for being below the idiot line; of which you can promptly hand over to Barron)
(3) quit your job; why bother working to just throw money down the drain: you have better odds entering “America’s Got Talent” and showcasing your financial intellect