One for you Walrus!!!!
Christine x
> The Golf Ball
>
>A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
>two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
>
>Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
>
>
>"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
>difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.We went
>looking for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
>cows had something white at its rear end."
>"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
>with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
>ass."
>
>Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks
>like yours!"
>
> "I don't remember much after that."
>
