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[The_Magician]

Too much tech you say?? wow. How tech savvy must one be to enter email address and password. Especially when my email address self populates when its asked on my iPad. The true facts are there is a glitch in sending a confirmation.

As far as the guiness world records, it means nothing anymore. Its nothing but a tidbit story on snapchat. Two days ago it was: Number of wheelchair riders pulling a plane. Man pulling a car with his hair. Woman pulling a car with her hair. Man pulling car with his beard. Man pulling car with teeth.

All like who cares!!? I am old enough to remember when these world records meant something. They are sooo watered down now. Longest amount of time man is dragged on horse while lit on fire. I mean cmon.

A world record used to be. Most amount of freethrows in a minute. Or tallest man alive. Etc. .. Not: how many cellphones one can pick up with their feet.

Guiness world records lets anything in and calls it a world record.


“Oh you can touch the dirt with your elbows and jump in your car. And then dump a bucket of water on your head!!? How fast did you do it??!! Congratulations world record holder !!”