Ubiquitech Software Corp (UBQU)

[80 bluchip 20 pot]

sung to the tune of Jailhouse rock

The OTC threw a party in the SEC
The Ballas band was there and they began to dump
The SP was droppin' now the longs began to emote
You should have heard the PR that ballas wrote
(Chorus)
Crypto buy
Everybody Crypto Buy
Everybody in the whole Bitcoin years
Was dancin' to the Crypto Lie.
Sad Sacker Sid was on a block of stone
With ZOrn in the corner weeping all alone
The Ballas said, "Hey man, don't you be no square
Convertible debts, hey, let's go there.
(Chorus)
(Hey) (Hey) (Hey) (Hey)
Ballas said to his PR guy
Bitcoin died, let's give a pyramid scheme a try
I sure crypto would have taken off
If we'd done more than just 4 hours a'work on it
(Chorus)
Everybody at UBQU HQ
Was dumpin to convertible shares
Everybody at UBQU HQ
Was dumpin to convertible shares
everybody at UBQU HQ …...Ambassador!
(Talk)
One more time!!!
(Hey) (Hey) (Hey)
Well, everybody at UBQU HQ
Was writing vague press releases
Everybody at UBQU HQ
Was was posting quarterlies with tiny profit
Everybody at UBQU HQ
just stopped posting quarterly reports.
Everybody at UBQU HQ...hopefully going to the old cell block.