Tautachrome Inc (TTCM)

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Me: "Hey check out this new AR app that just came out and soon to be released on Apple devices..."
Them: "Wow! That's wayy cool! Is it free?"
Me: "Yes, it is, you can try it yourself"
Them: "You know, this probably stands to generate a lot of users and make some serious money down the road, I can see endless possibilities"
Me: "Well, to be honest you can actually get in on the ground floor of the parent company behind this great technology"
Them: "Oh yeah, I bet thats an expensive investment though!"
Me: "Nope, actually you can purchase their shares right now for around 2-2.5 cents!!"
Them: "What?!? No way!! I didn't even know that was possible!"
Me: "Ok, so here's how you do it...."

A SHORT TIME LATER

Them: "Damn homie I'm rich off ArkNet and TTCM! It changed my life!"
Me: "You are quite welcome. Now pass that bottle of Dom perignon, would ya? This lobster tail is hot!"