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Katanga Mining Announces Change in CEO Position PR Newswire (Canada) - 11/20/2019 9:57:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces that it has Obtained Receipt for Final Prospectus for Rights Offering Backstopped by Glencore to Fun... PR Newswire (Canada) - 11/18/2019 3:03:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces 2019 Third Quarter Financial Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 11/7/2019 7:17:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces Rights Offering Backstopped by Glencore to Fund Debt Repayment PR Newswire (Canada) - 11/7/2019 7:15:00 AM
Katanga Mining Provides Update on Major Projects, Announces 2019 Third Quarter Production Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 10/24/2019 7:40:00 PM
Katanga Announces Passing of Board Member Terry Robinson PR Newswire (Canada) - 8/19/2019 5:00:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces 2019 Second Quarter Financial Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 8/6/2019 5:30:00 PM
Katanga Mining Provides Update on Major Projects, Announces 2019 Second Quarter Production Results and Appointment of a New D... PR Newswire (Canada) - 7/30/2019 10:29:00 PM
Announcement regarding FARDC in area around Kamoto Copper Company PR Newswire (Canada) - 7/4/2019 4:43:00 PM
Announcement regarding fatalities of illegal artisanal miners at KCC PR Newswire (Canada) - 6/27/2019 2:19:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces 2019 First Quarter Financial Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 5/15/2019 9:56:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces Election of Directors PR Newswire (Canada) - 5/2/2019 8:00:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces 2019 First Quarter Production Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 4/29/2019 8:02:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces Change in CEO Position PR Newswire (Canada) - 4/17/2019 5:42:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces Limited Resumption of Cobalt Exports PR Newswire (Canada) - 4/15/2019 7:59:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces 2018 Fourth Quarter and Year End Financial Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 2/20/2019 8:04:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces Ore Reserves and Mineral Resources PR Newswire (Canada) - 1/31/2019 7:21:00 PM
Katanga Mining Provides Update on Major Projects, Announces 2018 Fourth Quarter and Year End Production Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 1/31/2019 7:05:00 PM
Katanga Mining Enters Into Management Services Agreement with Glencore International AG and Appoints New Chief Executive Offi... PR Newswire (Canada) - 1/17/2019 5:21:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces Approval of Agreement to Settle Ontario Securities Commission Matters PR Newswire (Canada) - 12/18/2018 10:35:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces Ontario Securities Commission Hearing to Approve Settlement Agreement PR Newswire (Canada) - 12/17/2018 8:50:00 AM
Dr_Vonschellan   Wednesday, 07/10/19 01:11:59 PM
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Ring Ring
Hijacker Spokesperson Switchboard: Hello, this is DRC Hijacker's Emporium the main headquarters... please follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. What can I do for you?
Joey: Let me talk to the agent code-named Dan.
Hijacker Spokesperson Switchboard: Hold for a moment please while I connect you to Moscow.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Hello?
Joey: This is Joey.
Hijacker Spokesperson: ... wasssup?
Joey: Are we cool with Vladimir now?
Hijacker Spokesperson: Yeah, I had to wash and wire via jewish banks 7 million of the 10 million you gave me to the attorney for Jeffrey Epstein in New York. It appears sneaky Jeffrey has a couple of videos in his Paris vault of some big wig from New York getting his jollies off with a 14 year old girl to rejoin the mile-high club on a private jet. Vlad wants to make sure with the 7 Mil cash payoff that the secret videos of his NY buddy don't make it onto YouTube before November 2020. So why the call today?
Joey: I am super depressed. I don't dare leave the country. Felix and Martin have fallen in love and nearly all the miners in the DRC Mining Week meeting in Lubumbshi have figured out how to circumvent my testicle-twisting extortion... and over half of my paid thugs are ditching their guns, dressing up like queers and now pretending to be peace-loving non-violent homos since their revered ass-kicking icon Bosco Ntaganda has plead guilty to war crimes.
Hijacker Spokesperson:... and what exactly is it that you want me and our organization to do?
Joey: I need you and your thieving little nerdy Israeli buddies to put the money you liberated or hid back in my offshore bank accounts so I can pay to stir up a whole new batch of evil shit and chaos in DRC.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Ha ha ha... Joey Joey Joey, you always can make me laugh and feel good about our good Samaritan work in the Africa.
Joey: Soooo? Can you help me? I will give you 1 billion green USA as soon as you reestablish my offshore accounts.
Hijacker Spokesperson: Nothing has changed for you Joey. You made your bed during the last election against my advice, so now you're going to sleep in it.

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