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Katanga Mining Announces 2019 Third Quarter Financial Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 11/7/2019 7:17:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces Rights Offering Backstopped by Glencore to Fund Debt Repayment PR Newswire (Canada) - 11/7/2019 7:15:00 AM
Katanga Mining Provides Update on Major Projects, Announces 2019 Third Quarter Production Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 10/24/2019 7:40:00 PM
Katanga Announces Passing of Board Member Terry Robinson PR Newswire (Canada) - 8/19/2019 5:00:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces 2019 Second Quarter Financial Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 8/6/2019 5:30:00 PM
Katanga Mining Provides Update on Major Projects, Announces 2019 Second Quarter Production Results and Appointment of a New D... PR Newswire (Canada) - 7/30/2019 10:29:00 PM
Announcement regarding FARDC in area around Kamoto Copper Company PR Newswire (Canada) - 7/4/2019 4:43:00 PM
Announcement regarding fatalities of illegal artisanal miners at KCC PR Newswire (Canada) - 6/27/2019 2:19:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces 2019 First Quarter Financial Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 5/15/2019 9:56:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces Election of Directors PR Newswire (Canada) - 5/2/2019 8:00:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces 2019 First Quarter Production Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 4/29/2019 8:02:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces Change in CEO Position PR Newswire (Canada) - 4/17/2019 5:42:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces Limited Resumption of Cobalt Exports PR Newswire (Canada) - 4/15/2019 7:59:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces 2018 Fourth Quarter and Year End Financial Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 2/20/2019 8:04:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces Ore Reserves and Mineral Resources PR Newswire (Canada) - 1/31/2019 7:21:00 PM
Katanga Mining Provides Update on Major Projects, Announces 2018 Fourth Quarter and Year End Production Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 1/31/2019 7:05:00 PM
Katanga Mining Enters Into Management Services Agreement with Glencore International AG and Appoints New Chief Executive Offi... PR Newswire (Canada) - 1/17/2019 5:21:00 PM
Katanga Mining Announces Approval of Agreement to Settle Ontario Securities Commission Matters PR Newswire (Canada) - 12/18/2018 10:35:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces Ontario Securities Commission Hearing to Approve Settlement Agreement PR Newswire (Canada) - 12/17/2018 8:50:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces Commissioning of Phase 2 of the Whole Ore Leach Plant and Provides an Operational Update PR Newswire (Canada) - 12/3/2018 7:53:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces Lifting of Customs Restrictions and Resumption of Imports and Exports PR Newswire (Canada) - 11/16/2018 8:30:00 AM
Katanga Mining Announces Third Quarter Financial Results PR Newswire (Canada) - 11/14/2018 9:52:00 PM
Dr_Vonschellan   Friday, 07/05/19 03:44:53 PM
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Ring Ring
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Hijacker Spokesperson: ... and what did you f*ck up now?
Joey: Well errrr I might have sold some Chinese refined cobalt originally mined willy-nilly by some half-starved DRC little kids to a Russian battery maker who made some top-secret batteries for the Russian navy submarine corps handling dirty-ops.
Hijacker Spokesperson: ... and?
Joey: ... and the Chinese chemistry on the cobalt wasn't up to snuff... plus it was radioactive.
Hijacker Spokesperson: ... and?
Joey: I need you to call the Kremlin and tell Vladimir that it was the Chinese that f*cked-up... not me. And that I will never send Chinese cobalt to Russia again if he will cancel the "contract" to cut my balls off and stuff them down my throat to choke me to death.
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Joey: I'll do it. When can you straighten this out?
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Joey: Please don't delay.
Hijacker Spokesperson: You need to realize you can't send that Chinese cobalt to Russia... they don't play 'dat shit.
Joey: I know, I know... it will never happen again.

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