Greenshift Corporation (GERS)

[ice_n_ak]

How about a trade?

For example. I will trade you 100 cases of Spam I've stockpiled for the end of the world. They are about 20 years old but still good for at least another 100.

Plus, to sweeten the pot, I have amassed the largest collection of Corgi hair ever known to man. By my estimate, at least 1000 sweaters could be knitted from it.

If interested, meet me July 5th at the large rock painted with graffiti at the entrance to Anchorage. I'll be wearing a white shirt with mustard stains, a false beard and a name tag with 'Bob' written on it.

I figure the trade is worth at least 100,000 shares of GERS.